It would seem that I am locked in one of the most baffling of bathroom battles. One that certainly requires persistence to be the final champion, the dominant user perhaps.
There are many battles to be had in the bathroom ..many that we are all to familiar with……. the Toothpaste Squeeze (some believe squeezing from the bottom is superior and have in the past been most disturbed by my random squeezing in my desire to be minty fresh), there are those that divide genders (the toilet seat goes up first and then down fellas!), the scrunch vs the fold, the finger pointing about who needs to replace to toilet roll! Most certainly there are too many to mention here.
So, at the moment I am engaged in the over-under toilet roll battle with my house guest. I pop into the smallest room in the house and put the toilet roll so that the paper comes over the top – so that it is easy to grab. Not tucked behind, near the wall. He heads in, sometime later, and switches it!
So I do feel somewhat surprised that my house guest is being quite so…… insistent…. in his preference for the under position in my bathroom. Continuing to make the switch despite my correction!
However, I guess I should be relieved that I have yet to go to the loo in the middle of the night and find my nether regions in contact with the chill of porcelain!
